简介：Hello fellow alphas. Welcome to Geoffrey Asmus’ first stand-up comedy special, “The Only Funny White Man.”
This is the first 100% alpha stand up comedy special ever released. Others have tried, but none have succeeded. Congratulations on witnessing history.
The stand up comedy special was filmed in front of my parents in Minneapolis, the greatest city in America, at Sisyphus Brewery.
I'm trying to type stand up comedy as much as I can for the almighty algorithm.
In this stand-up comedy special I answer all of society’s pressing questions - Are dogs sexy? Do we need Democrats? Should abortions be mandatory? Can Lutherans enter into heaven? Why do people go ice fishing? And most importantly - Why are betas allowed to live?
Also please keep in mind that I don't believe almost a single thing I say in this stand up comedy special. Except that I h*te Lutherans.
As always. Please comment whether you liked or hated this stand up comedy special. As a sacrifice to the almighty Algorithm, may she ever rule over our pathetic lives.
All your help means a lot and thanks for going along with me on this stupid comedy journey.
Filming this cost me far too much. A man can only give away free content for so long before he has to return to dog walking in Brooklyn.
